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Toaster Steve - a /b/ro that was an hero (VIDEO + SCREENSHOTS)

Everyone has heard about 4chan, right? There's many views towards it, some view it as simply a message board full of categories (/b/ - Random being the most popular one by far), others as a monstrous horrible site full of CP and gore. Regardless of what you think it is, it does have some epic and fucked up shit going on in it.
From my time browsing its most popular board, /b/ (although I was more at /asp/ in the past few months), I've witnessed lots of cool stuff. I could list that "stuff" but I think my definition of "cool" diverges from most other people's.
One thing is for sure: there's tons of attention whores there.
So many guys saying they're going to suicide and that, according to 4chan slang, is called "being an hero", but usually nothing happens and all we get is an hour-long livestream of them saying they're going to suicide but never doing anything.

Then, 30th November 2013 came and something happened: we found ourselves an hero. The guy who would become a legend. The one who was crowned Emperor of /b/. His name is  DAKOTA J. MOORE, but he is graciously known by everyone as Toaster Steve, Stephen Toaster or simply Da Toaster.

It spread all over the news, under various titles, but the most common one was something like "4chan user attempted suicide by setting himself on fire".

Below is a list of *some* websites with news about it:
(notice they are "major" news sites, just to show you this isn't fake or a scam)


Toaster Steve
The original post by Toaster Steve himself.

  • DailyMail.co.uk - Young man stages horrifying online suicide attempt by trying to burn himself to death as 200 4Chan viewers egged him on
  • Know Your Meme - 4chan User's Suicide Attempt
  • The Daily Dot4chan user sets himself on fire in livestreamed suicide attempt
  • The Independent- 4Chan suicide attempt: 200 people watch live stream of young man trying to set himself on fire, encouraging 'Stephen' to take his own life
Notice the emphasis the news give to the "200 people encouraging" him to suicide. Well, I saw the chat and there were tons of whiteknight fags that were trying to prevent him...

Video

Below is the link to the 40 minute livestream of Toaster Steve and his suicide attempt.
 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=334_1385864004
At the start of the video, and actually most of it, is Steve interacting with the stream viewers, drinking vodka and taking pills and preparing his room for what was about to come. More towards the end, he goes under the bed while his whole dorm room is on fire. As the fire started consuming his bed, brave Steve typed "#imdead #omgimonfire", and "I’m fuck3d".
At the end of the video, you can see firemen pulling Stephen out of the bed.

The thread

The original thread plus pics of how the stream was going is shown below. Good way to actually see what was happening.
Toaster Steve

Is he dead?

Nope. Apparently he survived, despite his brave attempts to end it all.
According to the Guelph Mercury [Toaster Steve is from the University of Guelph], the victim was rushed to hospital with 'serious but non life-threatening injuries' caused by smoke inhalation.Two staff members were also taken to hospital but were later released. 120 students were evacuated and 42 remain out of their rooms as the investigation continues.They are now being put up in temporary accommodation.






So there you have it, some fresh and hot news straight from the toaster!
Thank you Toaster Steve for this moment of internet glory.

Sate of Decay - awesome open world zombie game. 🖱️⌨️

State of Decay (REVIEW)

After playing lots of Left 4 Dead 2, which is an FPS zombie game, I decided to expand my taste for zombie games and found State of Decay: an open-world third person survival game.
Yes, I said open-world. Grand Theft Auto style (speaking of grand theft, you can drive vehicles in the game and run over zombies. Now that's fun.)

It's available on Xbox 360 (but no one gives a fuck, only filthy console peasants) on PC since early November on Steam.

I got it through that-site-you-know-but-I-mustn't-speak-about and it's pretty awesome. We can basically sum it up as a GTA with zombies.

You might be thinking: sounds nice but I bet my crappy PC won't even run it. Don't worry! I thought that too (need new PC...) but I can run the game nicely on any spec settings! See the minimum specs below.

Features

    State of Decay - surveying
  • 2 hour day and night cycle: 1 hour of daylight and 1 hour of night.
  • Skill progression system: for example, a skill like fighting can be improved through combat with melee weapons (baseball bat, machete, pipe, etc.).
  • Play as a community struggling to survive. If your community has more than one person, you will switch to another community member when you die.
  • Recruit survivors with unique sets of skills (gardener, mechanic, chef, soldier, etc.).
  • Variety of zombies: slow moving, fast-moving, and special types.
  • Randomly generated missions such as rescuing a survivor, scavenging, zombie hunts or infestation clearing.
  • Randomly generated items in buildings that can be searched for. Once an item is taken from a location there will never be a re-spawn of additional items.
  • A wide selection of ground vehicles to drive.
  • The ability to claim certain buildings with a defensible perimeter (fence, wall, etc.) as a home base and creating outposts.
  • Home sites can be upgraded through the use of interior and exterior facilities (Workshops, Garden, Watchtower, Dojo, Kitchen, etc.).

Minimum specs

    • OS: XP SP3 
    • Processor: Core 2 Duo 2.4GHz (E6600) / Athlon X64 3400 
    • Memory: 2 GB RAM 
    • Graphics: Radeon HD 2600 XT / GeForce 9600 GSO / Intel HD 3000 
    • DirectX: Version 9.0c 
    • Hard Drive: 3 GB available space

Recommended specs

  • OS: Windows 7 
  • Processor: Intel Core i5 series or equivalent 
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM 
  • Graphics: Radeon HD 4750 / GeForce GT 240 / Intel HD 4000 
  • DirectX: Version 9.0c 
  • Hard Drive: 3 GB available space

Links



So, are you planning on trying this game out? Any thoughts on it? Let me know in the comment section!

This Fire Burns


Just to make sure this blog doesn't go more dead than its owner, I'm reviving with this - something you'd probably never expect here to post - non-hard dance music. Well there it is. Since I'm a wrestling fan for like 10 years or so, why the fuck not?

Unreal Software In A Nutshell II

Welcome to the second edition of...
Unreal Software In A Nutshell
Unlike the previous one, I'm not going to link various occurences that happened in the community, because someone sent me on my Ask.fm a comic strip that described Unreal Software so perfectly, I decided to make an "Unreal Software In A Nutshell" post just for it.

Genius admins here

(You mofos missed posts about Unreal Software, didn't you?)
What's really funny is that he posted that in November 2012 and edited the post the next year to comment on the rule violation. Priceless.

Derb

I'll take a break from hardstyle and share with you guys a classic hardtrance track... made by Derb and it's called Derb. Yeah. I first listened to this track live at DJ Luna's Hard Bass 2012 set.
Well, some background info. Derb is a hardtrance duo that consists of Kai Winter & Boris Hafner and they are mostly known for their 2001 release of the same name, Derb. Some may argue if it's hardtrance or not, but in the end no one gives a fuck when dat Derb melody kicks in. It is divided in two mixes (versions), Derbus and Dernimbus. Both have roughly the same length and are similar, but what matters is they have that melody... that's so addictive (in Dernibums it comes at about 4 minutes and at Derbus at 3 minutes)..
Dernimbus
Derbus

True electronic dance music lovers have to listen to this at least once in their life.

Ask me

There's this cancerous social network lookalike called Ask.fm that recently got pretty popular here in Portugal and other countries, so I thought: "why not join the cancer"? Well, there I am. Ask me stuff because I'm bored and feel like answering shit. I make video replies. You don't need to be registered
Click here to go to my Ask.fm profile (where you can see my answers and question me) or use the box below to ask.

>inb4 people insulting just because they can
>inb4 le green arrows maymay xDXDXD
>inb4 OP cannot inb4