From time to time I am going to compile all previous blog posts related to the Unreal Software forum and community in one single post, called...

Exacly

Someone asks what will be in the next version of Unreal Software's Counter-Strike 2D, which someone sarcastically replies "Updates". Young Factis surely agrees, and misspells the word "exactly". What soon follows is a "local meme" within the forum. Exacly that.

How about no

We all love moderators.

Good job, Mr. Moderator

We sure do love those moder--- HNNNNNNNNNNG.

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Unreal Software Thread Simulator

*drum roll*
Engin33r proudly presents you all, the first edition of the US Thread Simulator. Hooray!
+1 recommend this 10/10 would bang watch it pls or i report u huehueheu kthxbai.

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And the first episode of USINAN­™ is done.
Now move along and comment, a second compilation will be done when enough funny shit appears on the horrid beautiful community of Unreal Software!

This is what I love, and can't stop loving
Get wasted at parties, from 9 'till 7 in the morning
I live for the music, rolling blunts, feeling high, getting loaded or take some pills and go to La La Land
Spending all my money on dope and extreme high priced tickets
But in the end it's all worth it
I like to live in my own world
Fuck regular life, fuck a 9 to 5 job
I'm told to enjoy every moment, every hour, every minute
That's what I do on Fridays and Saturday
Why should I take life so seriously?
I just wanna do what I like to do
Being far from reality, cause I can't stand society
This is my own world, I just wanna hear the music
I think the whole system fucking sucks
Everybody's working their fucking ass off during the week
Getting totally fucking stressed out
So what's wrong, and what's right?
I live for the weekend, I live for hard styles, I live for hardstyle baby!

Original Mix | Hard Mix

What is this I don't even.

Because according to Factis, putting the ad in a spoiler totally removes it.